Te-Erika’s Diary: The HodgeTwins My New Addiction

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I. I’m sorry. I haven’t been myself lately.

I usually have this “Ugh get away from me” attitude when it comes to men because I realized that after so many years of meeting men who didn’t appreciate my friendship and weren’t mature and just- meeting average men- I lost all interest in them. Like, at no point do I ever meet a man and think to myself, ‘I wonder if he’s the ONE’. I don’t want any of them to be the ONE.

But then something changed a couple of nights ago when my little sister called me to tell me to check out this youtube channel by these dudes called The Hodge Twins.

~BOING~

Not only are these dudes super extra FINE, their personalities really got me. I found myself watching their videos one after another. It confused me because deep down, I don’t really like attractive, muscular men who like women. I like mildly attractive, skinny or fat dudes who are secretly gay.

Why are these dudes so appealing to me in an animalistic way? It’s like- not only do I now believe HEAVEN exists in a HodgeTwin sandwhich, but I find their opinions to be entertaining too. I love their personalities. I don’t even watch TELEVISION because I believe it to be a waste of my precious time I have on this earth to make my dreams come true. I’m bout that. I’m about using my time every minute I can to study and create and make myself more valuable.Link
BUT for the past 2 days I have been wasting HOURS of my day laughing and staring at them. What’s wrong with me? I feel guilty. I am torn because I don’t even look at Kanye or Jaleel White the way I look at Keith and Kevin Hodge and Kanye has been my imaginary boyfriend since 2005 and Jaleel was the inspiration for whatever dream man ideals I had in my head since I was a child. But here I am, making a video like a damn GROUPIE just to say Hi to them. Ugh!

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I don’t want a man. I decided that a long time ago. More recently I decided to stop sleeping with them altogether because it’s a waste of time and they don’t know what they are doing. It’s not worth the effort anymore.

But here we go, some dudes waltzed across my screen turning me into a groupie, laying up in bed staring at my 32inch TV that I use as a monitor for my laptop. And I’m confused but so happy. I don’t even like men like that, especially solid, hunky, muscular fine ass men with amazing personalities.

I feel guilty. I don’t know what to do. I don’t even like men. What’s happening? Maybe my obsession will go away quickly so I can get back to work but for now, I have to watch just ONE MORE VIDEO. I can’t STOP!

Sad.

LOOK AT THESE MEN!

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